• Genre(s): Horror / Comedy
• Running Time: 88 minutes
• Cast: Anne Day-Jones (Source Code, The Day After Tomorrow), Karl Gerhardt, Samantha Slan
• Director: Elza Kephart
• Official Website: bastardamber.com

Patsy Powers, a lonely and dowdy young nurse, is the target of much ridicule among her prettier & blonder nurse colleagues. But when an unfortunate woodsman/zombie checks into Patsy’s hospital, our ugly-duckling heroine is transformed into a flesh-eating sex kitten hottie! With newfound powers and bursting sexuality, Patsy tries to win back her old flame from her bitchy arch rival. While dealing with her "affliction," Patsy must also learn to accept her new life - a harsher, yet more satisfying, undead reality!